what's your emergency

mine-fanfiction:

  • August makes me want to be a stripper. 
  • Trey just makes me feel all butnakednasty. 
  • Chris makes me want to get married and have his babies.

Or is that just me? Oh..okay 

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UGH! THE EMOTIONS! 

keithmokris:

August Alsina performing at Super Jam 2014 in St. Louis, MO

I WAS HERE

bombing:

mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true

(via beyoncebeytwice)

monstergf:

my hobbies include thinking about drawing instead of actually drawing and then getting mad at myself

(via jaspurrslalonde)

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(via jacqharries-deactivated20140704)

harryedward:

I wonder what MTV’s bill is for catfish’s travel like do you know how much a last minute plane ticket costs?? And they do this every episode