- August makes me want to be a stripper.
- Trey just makes me feel all butnakednasty.
- Chris makes me want to get married and have his babies.
Or is that just me? Oh..okay
UGH! THE EMOTIONS!
mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true
my hobbies include thinking about drawing instead of actually drawing and then getting mad at myself
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
I wonder what MTV’s bill is for catfish’s travel like do you know how much a last minute plane ticket costs?? And they do this every episode